47 Traitors please sign my letter

47 Traitors

The group #47Traitors has become quite famous and I know if they would sign my letter it would go viral. This should not be a problem for them since they will sign almost anything, and besides this is a letter lecturing a foreign government.

I am not quite sure what the name of this foreign government is.  They were elected as Republicans but I know they are NOT Republicans.  I know this because I used to belong to the Republican party and they did things like the Emancipation Proclamation of 1863, Women's right to vote of 1872, built the Interstate Highway System, passed the Civil Rights Act and desegregated the schools.  This group that calls themselves Republicans more resemble the Racial Politics of George Wallace and his type.

Since I don't know what to call them I will use the term from the 2012 television show The Newsroom and call them the American Taliban.

  https://youtu.be/yGAvwSp86hY  

If you have never seen this video segment before you may wish to watch it because now that the American Taliban is in power we can see how true this 6 minute segment really was.

My Complaints

You have to stop looking like a bunch drunken idiots.  If you want to be taken seriously get

rid of the stupid hats and start acting like adults.  Based on your current desire to dress like it is Halloween year round you are a total embarrassment to the United States around the world and I am tired of answering the question, "why do some of your people wear those silly hats with tea bags hanging down?"  My answer has always been "they are special people on a field trip".

When the AT (American Taliban) came to power we were promised that our healthcare would be judged by 15 member death panels.  I have been looking around and talking to friends but I cannot find anyone who has run across the death panels.  It seems that everyone is still stuck with having their medical claims judged by  $10/hour clerk.  Damn, I was so looking forward to a panel of 15 professionals instead of a disgruntled clerk.  So I need to ask, where are the death panels you promised?

Now that I am retired I was hoping to go to summer camp this year. I have performed an extensive internet search and cannot find a single FEMA camp to go to.  Really now, you promised FEMA camps everywhere, so where the hell are they?

You also promised us some aerial entertainment in the form of black helicopters swooping in and taking all of my guns away.  Well? Where are the helicopters AT?  I still have my guns and ammo just like I did 15 years ago.

I am very concerned about your bizarre preoccupation with women's vaginas.  It is almost like you are suffering from a severe case of vagina envy.  You may wish to get some mental health counseling for this obvious addiction as it is very unhealthy and it is scaring children.

You also appear to have a fascination for voting to repeal the Affordable Care Act.  I cannot understand why you think it is so bad that Americans actually get some of their tax money back and that America join the rest of the modern world and have healthcare for its citizens. I find it rather stupid that we have a healthcare industry, the insurance companies, that do NOT provide any healthcare.  All they do is pay the bills.  Damn, if you someone to pay the bills I'll do it and for a lot less than they do.

You said that the Affordable Care Act was going to destroy the economy and country.  If this economy is destruction I'll take more please.  My stock portfolio has finally recovered after the Bush reign of terror destroyed the economy.

If the AT party is such a hot shit thing why don't you start your own damn party and leave the Republicans alone.  Could it be because you could not get elected dog catcher if you had to run on your own party's platform.  For that matter, what is your platform and do you have anything that actually benefits the American people? 

I know you love war, but then again all you chicken hawks usually do.  If you want to go to war, go ahead, but you and your family lead the way with your tax dollars.  My family and my money are staying home, we've had enough of your wars by choice.  

Those are just a few of my complaints about you, but they should start a discussion and oh by the way, I'm a veteran and I do own a flag.