Sunday, April 5, 2015

47 Traitors please sign my letter

47 Traitors

The group #47Traitors has become quite famous and I know if they would sign my letter it would go viral. This should not be a problem for them since they will sign almost anything, and besides this is a letter lecturing a foreign government.

I am not quite sure what the name of this foreign government is.  They were elected as Republicans but I know they are NOT Republicans.  I know this because I used to belong to the Republican party and they did things like the Emancipation Proclamation of 1863, Women's right to vote of 1872, built the Interstate Highway System, passed the Civil Rights Act and desegregated the schools.  This group that calls themselves Republicans more resemble the Racial Politics of George Wallace and his type.

Since I don't know what to call them I will use the term from the 2012 television show The Newsroom and call them the American Taliban.


  https://youtu.be/yGAvwSp86hY  

If you have never seen this video segment before you may wish to watch it because now that the American Taliban is in power we can see how true this 6 minute segment really was.


My Complaints

You have to stop looking like a bunch drunken idiots.  If you want to be taken seriously get
rid of the stupid hats and start acting like adults.  Based on your current desire to dress like it is Halloween year round you are a total embarrassment to the United States around the world and I am tired of answering the question, "why do some of your people wear those silly hats with tea bags hanging down?"  My answer has always been "they are special people on a field trip".

When the AT (American Taliban) came to power we were promised that our healthcare would be judged by 15 member death panels.  I have been looking around and talking to friends but I cannot find anyone who has run across the death panels.  It seems that everyone is still stuck with having their medical claims judged by  $10/hour clerk.  Damn, I was so looking forward to a panel of 15 professionals instead of a disgruntled clerk.  So I need to ask, where are the death panels you promised?

Now that I am retired I was hoping to go to summer camp this year. I have performed an extensive internet search and cannot find a single FEMA camp to go to.  Really now, you promised FEMA camps everywhere, so where the hell are they?

You also promised us some aerial entertainment in the form of black helicopters swooping in and taking all of my guns away.  Well? Where are the helicopters AT?  I still have my guns and ammo just like I did 15 years ago.

I am very concerned about your bizarre preoccupation with women's vaginas.  It is almost like you are suffering from a severe case of vagina envy.  You may wish to get some mental health counseling for this obvious addiction as it is very unhealthy and it is scaring children.

You also appear to have a fascination for voting to repeal the Affordable Care Act.  I cannot understand why you think it is so bad that Americans actually get some of their tax money back and that America join the rest of the modern world and have healthcare for its citizens. I find it rather stupid that we have a healthcare industry, the insurance companies, that do NOT provide any healthcare.  All they do is pay the bills.  Damn, if you someone to pay the bills I'll do it and for a lot less than they do.

You said that the Affordable Care Act was going to destroy the economy and country.  If this economy is destruction I'll take more please.  My stock portfolio has finally recovered after the Bush reign of terror destroyed the economy.

If the AT party is such a hot shit thing why don't you start your own damn party and leave the Republicans alone.  Could it be because you could not get elected dog catcher if you had to run on your own party's platform.  For that matter, what is your platform and do you have anything that actually benefits the American people? 

I know you love war, but then again all you chicken hawks usually do.  If you want to go to war, go ahead, but you and your family lead the way with your tax dollars.  My family and my money are staying home, we've had enough of your wars by choice.  

Those are just a few of my complaints about you, but they should start a discussion and oh by the way, I'm a veteran and I do own a flag.



Friday, March 6, 2015

Instagram Innovation

You have it all wrong

Most people who use Instagram are using it totally wrong. They think it is a social media thing to send photos and images of themselves, places, and things.


People, people, people you are so wrong. All you need to do is look at the title "Instagram". It very clearly states that it is for getting an instant gram and is designed for all those people who do not have a grandmother. So now you have a chance to get an "Instagram". 

To help you all out I have created this gallery of available grams for you to choose from. Please review these gorgeous entries and make your selection. Please do so as quickly as possible as the competition for these Grams is intense, some have already been taken, plus the fact that a few tend to fade off before being selected.

You will note that each gram has a comment or two about themselves or some other mental wandering.  Please enjoy your visit and be sure to tell your friends that they too can have an Instagram.



Eat your heart out Kim Kardashian you wish you had this tush. 







Go ahead and pull that finger, I dare you.






Give me back my teeth you little whipper snapper.






You want to do what to me?  Oh hell, if its legal I'm game.







Oh damn, I think my face is stuck like this.






Yahoo, that birth control really works, I'm not pregnant after all.





Back off sucker.  

I've got me a boy toy and he is all mine.





Call me anytime honey, its not like I have a life or anything..... oh hello Father Brown.




I'm sure glad pot is legal in Colorado now.

Wanna toke a bowl?





Surfs up dude.

Do you like my bikini?






Oh my goodness, please put your clothes back on.

You are not that big.






You know something.  

I worked my ass off to get this old.




It's a damn telephone, why the hell should I read it?



Ha Ha.  

I cannot believe you read all of these stupid notes.





APP update:  Stay tuned, coming soon to a system near you will be Instagramps,  and you will be able to complete your set with someone from our group of over-medicated horny old men.

BTW:  Instagram is a trademark of Instagram and this whole article is a joke.  What can I say, some people are really humor challenged.

Friday, February 20, 2015

Writing Your Posts for Future Income


Why are you reading this post?

What attracted you to this post?

I hope it was the title, because that was my intention.

If I had titled this “Post Number 229, February 20, 2015” would you be reading it?  Maybe, because I just posted it, but only because it was new.

However, would “Post Number 229, February 20, 2015” catch your eye in 6 months?   I doubt it, but would “Writing Posts for Future Income” attract your eye today and still be relevant a year from now?  Two years from now?

When writing a post you’d like to be read in the future you need to attract the reader’s attention with the title not only today, but also in the future.  Therefore, if your intention is for the post or article to be read in the future, keep that in mind when you not only write the post, but when you decide on a title for it.  You want a title that will be timeless and will endure.

Now I’m not a writing genius but I do know that titles attract readers. If you don’t pay attention to your titles you can forget getting much in the way of readership and passive income, if you were hoping for that.  However, keep in mind that your title cannot be deceitful or the reader will quickly leave and you will never see them again.  For example, If I had titled this “10 Unique New Ways to Make a Sandwich” and then failed to deliver on those 10 new ways, you would fee lied to and would rightfully be upset with me.  I would also be upset, as I was looking forward to learning 10 new ways to make a sandwich.

So your titles must be truthful and deliver what you promise, but they can be jazzed up a little to attract attention.  Try using words that personalize, like “You” and “Your”.

Sometimes asking a question will attract readers, like, “Want your posts to attract readers next year?”

Keywords are always good to use in titles, but they must be used in a meaningful way or they will stand out as keywords.

There are also some words that always seem to attract attention.  Words like “Free”, “Stunning”, “Easy”, and who doesn't like to learn a “Secret”.

One of the latest attention grabbers are numbers like I used in “10 Unique New Ways to Make a Sandwich”.  You see numbers used quite lot now in post titles, almost to the point of over use.

I know I am not perfect, because I have my share of lame titles.  Titles that I did not put enough time or thought into.  However, I am trying to get better at it and help you to think about using your post title to attract future readers.  Take the selection of your title very seriously as it will be the standard bearer of your post for as long it exists on the internet.


So go forth and try to  “Titillate with Titles”.


Photo Credits:    http://pixabay.com/en/surfer-surf-sea-wave-sport-ocean-18661/  http://pixabay.com/en/blogging-blogger-office-business-336376/

Monday, February 16, 2015

Trickle Down is a Joke


Why trickle down economics is pure crap

The Reagan era theory of trickle down economics is pure crap and has never worked that I know of.

The theory is that if you give more money to leaders of corporations and other wealthy people that they will use it to create jobs and grow the economy.  Sounds like a good theory, but, sorry folks, it just does not work.

Here in its simplest terms is why it does not work.  Let’s say you have 2 dogs of varying sizes.  You only have one big dog biscuit to be shared by the two dogs.  You have two different options you can do with the bone.  Option one is to break the bone in half and give each dog a piece of the bone.  Option two is to give the bone to the biggest dog and expect him to share it with the smaller dog.  

Do you think the big dog will share the bone?  I don’t think so.  Option two is trickle down economics.  The rich are not going to share the bones of society because they want it all.

What does work.

What does work in the economy to make it grow is people buying more goods and services.  As people buy more stuff the manufacturers make more stuff to meet the demand and along the way may need to hire more workers to do so.  However, what has happened is the Republican Party keeps giving more and more of the money to the rich bone hawgers and less and less to the people who buy stuff, create demand, and create jobs.

Real Stupidity

Now another part of this whole thing is that the greedy bone hawgers are so stupid they are screwing themselves.  By not allowing the buyers wages to go up the buyers are unable to buy the junk that the bone hawgers bring in from China.  This then results in lower sales and lower income to the bone hawgers.  

If the bone hawgers knew anything they would want the buyers income to go up so they could buy more of the bone hawgers junk, which would increase sales and make the bone hawgers even richer.  However, instead of trying to increase sales the bone hawgers are going after every penny the poor buyers have by grabbing their benefits and social security and anything and everything they can.  They are beating down on the buyers so they have nothing left to spend on the bone hawgers junk.

Summary:


That is why trickle down economics will not work, never has worked, and never will work.

UPDATE:
March 8, 2015  I read this article today http://www.addictinginfo.org/2014/09/14/15-now-seatac/  which helps prove the point that trickle down is a joke perpetrated on the American People for years.




Friday, February 13, 2015

You Gotta Go Pro With Your GoPro



GoPro Hero 4

GoPro Hero Camera

It is crazy to have a GoPro Hero and not Go Pro.  You absolutely must be able to wear it. You must be able to mount it just about anywhere on anything.  A GoPro Hero camera is designed to go anywhere and do anything, and if that is not how you are using it why on earth did you buy it in the first place.

Now we all know that the GoPro Hero comes as just a camera.  However, there are some fantastic accessory packs that you can get   Here's a couple of them.


EEEKit 12-in-1 Outdoor Sports Essentials Kit for GoPro  $40.00 




 GoPro Accessory Kit




Kit Includes:   
Chest Belt Strap Mount  
Head Belt Strap Mount  
Suction Cup Mount Holder   
Floating Handle Grip   
Extendable Handle Monopod  
Tripod Mount Adapter  
Gopro Surface J-Hook  
360 Rotary Clip Mount  
Bike Handlebar Mount holder  
360 Degree Adjustable Wrist Mount  
EEEKit Pouch.







Go Pro Accessory Kit Ultimate Combo   $23.00

GoPro Ultimate Accessory Kit

4x thumb knob for GoPro Hero 3/2/1
2x Black Buckle Basic Mount Mount for chest harness, Gopro Hero 3/2/1
2x Flat Mounts
2x Curved Mounts with adhesive pads for GoPro Hero 3/2/1sticker Set for Gopro Helmet Mount (3pcs for flat, 3pcs for arc mount)Suction cup for Gopro Hero 3 2 1, 7cm-diameter base Gopro Hero3/2/12X Vertical Surface J-Hook Buckle Camera Tethers with sticker ElasticAdjustable Head Strap For GoPro Hero 3 2 1, with anti-slide glue likeChest Body Strap For GoPro Hero 3/2/1, with 3-way adjustment base

These GoPro Accessory Kits are a great deal right now, and besides, how can you have a GoPro and not be wearing it?


GoPro Accessories





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